Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Happy Birthday Amanda!

Today's post will celebrate something really special.  Demanda, over at Borderline Phenomenal, is turning 30 today! She has more guts than I do, for I don't plan to ever turn 30, even when my 30th birthday roll around next year. I will be in my twenties forever. So kudos to you Demanda for going through with the dirty thirty!

Edward wanted to help celebrate and got a little something together for you.  Here is how the birthday surprise came to be today.

Edward: Blue
Bella: Brown
Cullen: Green
Eddie: Purple
Newdward: Red

After Edward and I had come home from work, he approached some of his brothers, Cullen, Eddie, and Newdward.

"Ok, guys, I need you to get everyone together. We need a group photo."

"What for?"
"It's Amanda's Birthday, and we are going to do something special for her."
"Oh, how old is she?"
"Pffft. Thirty. Tell her to call me when she hits eighty."
"When is LwE going to be thirty?"
"Next year."
"Damn. We better change her soon then."
"What? No. No one is changing anybody. I just need a group photo."

"Wait. I have a question. Who's Amanda?"
"You met her in Forks."
"A fork is a utensil, Edward. Not a place you go."
"Sure it's not. But remember that day at the beach? She was the one who pretended that the branch of a tree was a penis."
"What's a penis?"

"Anyway, I made these while I was at work today. We all need to wear one in the photo.

"What is that?"
"It's a mustache. Amanda likes mustaches for some reason."
"Wait, is this just a ploy to make us feel bad because we can't grow our own? That's mean."
"Oh for crying out loud, just go get everyone else."
"Ok, but Jacob's not here."
"Where did he go?"
"Don't know, but he's been gone a while. We think he imprinted on something again."
"Oh gross. I don't want to know then."

So all the Edwards got together with Jasper, Alice, Bella, and Victoria to wish Demanda a very happy birthday. We love you girlie and hope for many more happy birthdays!

Ps. I had to add this pic just because Jasper looked CRAZY with his stache on.


Musing Bella said...

LMFAO!! Jasper looks like an old timey villain! If only he could twirl one end of that 'stache... ;)

Good work, girlie! A fitting birthday tribute!

miss tejota said...

That was fantastic.

rottymama said...

HAHAHAHA! That was a great post LWE! Love the staches!

MrsKassieCullen said...

That is awesome! I love that Edward can get the crazy group together to celebrate Amanda's birthday... too bad Jake couldn't be there :)

I think my Edward needs his own stash.

Demanda said...

OMG LOVE!!!!!!

I am craking up BIG TIME! LOL

THANK YOU for this amazing post!!!!

I love you bb!!!

Rikki_DD said...

This is awesome!

Dangrdafne said...

I think you could make some money selling those Edward staches :)

Awesome post! Love it!!!

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Smitten said...

LOL, that's awesome! Too bad Jasper couldn't twirl his stache! Love Alice's party dress!

Double_Dippin said...

Holy Shitballz..that was fucktastic...I mean pure artistic genius..awesome job LWE .xoxo Double_Dippin

Jiff said...

Sofa king funny!!! I do not have the patience to put all those 'staches on the dolls so extra kudos to you! You rock!

TwiKiwiFifty said...

I fucking love you, C. You crack me up on a regular basis!

Can't believe you bitches are so slow to 30. Dirty thirties are where it's at my friends :-)

Happy birthday AKM xxx

TongueTwied said...

brilliantly funny!
I've missed Edward and his antics!

TheRugbymom said...

My how your Ahh-mee has grown!

I don't know where I've been the past couple of weeks, but I'm sorry I misses Demanda's birf-day.

Why is Edward trying to hold Bella's hand? And why is one of your Eclipse Edwards missing an arm?