Monday, November 29, 2010

The Halloween Party

I am finally posting the Edward Halloween party. It's only been like a month since the event. That's not bad is it? Don't answer that.

Anyway, the party started out innocent enough, but there was some drama. You see, every one showed up. All the Edwards, Alice and Jasper, Bella, Jacob, and Victoria finally decided to make herself known. It was eventful. Here is what went down.

Rainbow Text Guide:
Edward: Blue
Alice: Pink
Jasper: Green
Bella: Brown
Jacob: Black
Victoria: Red
All other Edwards will be typical grey. Should be easy enough to follow along. If you have trouble, may I suggest a Disney Princess Coloring Book?

Edward and Alice worked very hard on the decorations, while they waited for everyone to arrive.

"I really don't get your costume, Edward. What are you supposed to be?"



"What does it look like? I'm a Twitard."
"Oh, now I get it."
"Who are you?"
"Posh Spice."
"Oh, that's fitting. Where is Jasper?"
"He's coming. His costume is probably just taking a long time. Perfection is not easy to achieve."
"Who is he dressing as?"
"You'll see."

Then Jasper showed up.



"Uh.....dude...what is with the dress?"
"It's my custume."
"Who are you supposed to be?"
"Alice."
"Oooooh. I get it now."

Then the other Edwards started to arrive.


Ed showed up as a beach bum.



Followed by Cullen dressed as a game show host.

Newdward was next.

"Hey, you didn't dress up."
"Sure I did. I'm Fabio."
"Oh god."


Then EC, Anthony, and Eddie showed up as the 3 Amigos.




Masen arrived shortly after dressed as Bob Saget.



Then Bella and Jacob finished the guest list as a nurse and Mr. Universe.



The party was going really well and every one was having a great time. They had a game of charades going.



"It's Saturday Night Fever!"
"Barney!"
"Oh, I know! Pretty In Pink!"
"Blues Clues!"
"No no, it's Monty Python And The Holy Grail!"
"Dora The Explorer!"
"Is it Dances With Wolves?"
"No, it's Dances With Your Mom."
"Good one."
"The Wiggles!"
All: "Bella, shut up!"

After Bella took the fun out of Charades, everyone broke into there own conversations and just enjoyed the party.



But then Victoria showed up.



"Hello Edward."
"Hold on, Vickie. So like I was saying, the big chipmunk was just staring at me while the smaller one was making a run for it. I can't believe he thought he would get away."

After being ignored, Victoria went to find someone else to take notice of her.



"You wouldn't believe how popular glitter lube is getting now."
"You have got to be kidding. That is completely preposterous."
"It's true. I just saw it online."
"And people want that? I mean glitter is just made up of fine metal shavings. They really want to put that in .....places?"
"Hello boys."
"Hey Vik. But what I really don't get is the draw. What benefits are there to glitter lube?"
"I can't see any but the benefits to regular lube, I would imagine."

Victoria then moved on with an annoyed huff to the next group where she finally found someone to take notice of her.



"Victoria. Finally, we meet again. I have been waiting months for this. In fact it is the only reason I tolerate living here."

Jacob then confronted Victoria on the matter in which he seeks his revenge.



"Alright, you pale faced, girlie Richie Cunningham look alike, you owe me five bucks. And I demand you pay me back now."
"Yeah, how are you going to make me?"
"Don't tempt me vamp lady. You know I can kill you."
"If you can catch me. Looks like you're out five bucks. And did you just seriously call me vamp lady you mangy mutt?"
"That's it!"

With that, Jake's anger was spiked so high that he started to phase!



But something went horribly wrong.



"What the....."

Edward then came over to see what was going on followed by a very concerned Bella.



"Jake? What happened?"
"He's a were-chipmunk? I thought he was supposed to be a wolf."
"He is supposed to be a wolf! This isn't good. Jake, do you feel alright?"
The little chipmunk shook his head no.
"Edward, what's going on? I'm scared."
"I think Jake is sick. He didn't phase right."
"Oh no. Well, look! I'm a nurse! I should be able to help!"
The chipmunk groans in disappointment.
"Um..Bella, it's just a costume, it doesn't mean that you are really....you know what, never mind. Go help Jacob. I have to talk to Victoria."


So Bella went to comfort the chipmunk.



"There there."
"Victoria, first off, what did you do to Jake?"
"Nothing. I swear."
"Ok. Hmm. Second, what is your costume?"
"Oh, I'm the devil in the blue dress."
"Wow. That's clever."
"Thank you. I thought so."
"Yes, well, you are welcome to stay as long as you don't harm anyone. Except I wouldn't complain if Bella mysteriously disappeared."
"Edward!"
"Sorry. Ok, you can't touch Bella."
"Fine."

Victoria then went to socialize with the other vampires while Edward tried to talk to Jacob.



"Jake, do you feel dizzy? ..... How about nauseous? ..... Fatigued?......Hmmm. Can you phase back? ..... No? We will figure out what is wrong with you. Until then, don't get yourself mixed up with the wild chipmunks outside, or else we are going to have bigger problems."

Uh oh, will Jake be ok? Will the Edwards find out what is wrong with him? Will it take me a month to post about it?! Stay tuned for the answers.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Happy Birthday To Tongue Twied!!

I will be interrupting our regular posts today for something very important. It is vital that we celebrate the birth of one of our fave blogger buddies, Tongue Twied.

Even Edward has a special message for her today.



Ok, that's not quite the message I was expecting, but I guess it's the thought that counts. Good job, Edward.

Tongue Twied has brought us so many laughs and good times that we want to show our appreciation by sending her on a special birthday scavenger hunt that will challenge the mind, send her around to all our blogs, and possibly make her pull her hair out if she can't figure out the clues. It's all because we love ya, babe!

Here's is how it works. Feel free to play along with Tongue Twied.

The game begins here (http://robmusement.blogspot.com/)

So go there first and you will make your way back here. Each blog will have a Twilight Trivia question and when you answer the question correctly you will be given a clue that will lead you to the next blog. The game ends with a special surprise for Tongue Twied!

Happy Birthday TT!!

Here is your 6th question:


Friday, November 12, 2010

Fall Candids

Edward has been quite the active vampire this Fall. He has participated in quite a few events. I think it may be his favorite time of year. Now thinking about it, I find it ironic that his favorite time of year consists of Halloween. Hmmmm. Interesting.

Anyway, here is Edward taking over my bag of candy corn. He is really trying to get me to stay away from sweets because of my fitness goals. He is quite the little tyrant helper.


"No love, it's too high in sugar.  You must resist!"  It was just as well anyway.  It was the worst candy corn ever.  Always remember to buy the Brachs brand, never the bulk crap.  It was truly heinous.

Every year we take my nephew to the farm and get pumpkins and gourds from their luscious pumpkin patch.  Edward loves going to the farm.  But not because I get to take cute pictures of him there, like this:


He loves it more for this:


He's a naughty little vampire sometimes.

Another Fall tradition we have is going to a 10 acre corn maze at night.  It is so much fun!  I suggest to at least try it once.  Edward found it way to easy because he could track our sent and tell where we had been already.  So I told him to shut up because he was taking the fun out of it.  He obliged and just went along for the ride snuggled in the neck of my fleece.  He did get to investigate some of the corn though.  He was a bit perplexed.


"Um, it's hairy."
"Yeah, so?"
"That's weird.  It's corn.  I wasn't aware that it reached puberty."
"Are you jealous?"
"Grrrr.  If you make the next left, then a quick right and follow it for 30 feet and take the next left, you will find the exit."
"Uhg!!  You suck!"
"Yes, well, I am a vampire."
"Oh god, and you're bad at making jokes."
"Your mom is bad at making jokes."
"There, that's better."

After we finished the maze, we looked at some of the more quirky things at the corn maze.  Edward found something that pissed him off.


"Don't you dare raise your hand to my human!!  I'll rip you to pieces you filthy stinking mutt!!"
Edward then did something that made us have to leave that area of the farm very quickly.

We found a safer place for Edward to get into less trouble then.

Here are some pumpkins that are a bit more Edward size.


But then Edward had to find trouble again.  I don't know why he just can't follow rules sometimes.  He certainly didn't learn it from me.


I was surprised that the scale actually registered his little vampy weight.


According to this, Edward is about 2 ounces.  That sounds fairly accurate to me.
I planned on carving a pumpkin this year.  I haven't done it since I was a kid.  I forgot that it takes a really long time.  I thought it would be a good project to have the Edwards help me with.  They were more than happy to help.  So after I cut the top of the pumpkin off, Edward and EC went to work pulling out all the pulp and seeds.


But they didn't like it.
"This is so disgusting!"
"I can not believe this smell!"
"That's it.  I'm done."
"Then so am I."
"Sorry love.  But we just.....can't.  It's ....for lack of better words....as nasty as watching the cast of the Jersey Shore do ......well just about anything.'"
"Whoa, that's pretty nasty."
So off the Edwards went to go get cleaned up and get away from the nastiness of the pumpkin.


But Edward did let me get a photo of him with the finished product.


Isn't it a cute little scarecrow?  I love it.

Edward also sat with us to wait for the trick-or-treaters. 


I didn't think this was a good place for him to wait.  He thought it was hysterical.
"Come on.  It's funny.  What better trick could there be than getting a vampire in your candy?"
"Edward, just......no.  Kids want treats, not tricks.  And I'm pretty sure tricks are punishable by law now."
"America takes the fun out of everything.  I hate all this politically correct bullcrap."
"Tell me about it."
So Edward went on for about an hour telling me about it.   I will never use that phrase with him again.

Then we decided on a better place for Edward to wait.


"Hey, love, guess where I'm hiding."
"Where Edward?"
"Your mums."
"Ha!  Good one."

Stay tuned for the next post.  The Edwards had a Halloween party complete with costumes.  It was pretty epic.