A lot of you know that I had some epic fun during the Eclipse DVD release weekend. You can read about it here. During this fun time, Dangrdafne and I stopped at a Toys R Us to check out the Twi loot and did we hit the mother load! Half off everything! So I got myself another friend. I decided on the sparkly New Moon Edward. He was the last one and only five dollars and I don't have a sparkly one. So I quickly adopted the little fella to take him home.
Anyway, when I got home I didn't take the newby out of his box right away and tried to keep him a secret from Edward. You all know how he gets when bring home another friend. So the next day I woke to find this scene going on in my room.
EC, Edward, Ed, and Anthony decided to have a poker game.
Rainbow Text Guide:
New Guy: Red
Ed and Jasper: Grey
"Did you guys really have to wake me up to play poker? And where are the others?"
"They went out hunting. We are waiting for Jasper to get here so we have a fifth player."
Edward's statement reminded me of the new Edward I brought home the previous day......and now the others now know, too.
"What did you do?! You have a problem. You need to speak to someone about this obsession. It's getting out of control."
I didn't even reply. I just sighed and went and got the new guy to introduce to them.
"Hello. I'm Edward. Nice to meet you."
"No you're not. I'm Edward. You shall now be known as Number 9. Because you are the 9th Edward to be brought to live here and I'm running out of name ideas."
"Ok, so what are you guys up to?"
"We were going to play some poker. Do you want to be our fifth player until Jasper gets here?"
Then Anthony was brave and rude enough to ask the obvious question.
"Dude, what's wrong with your face?"
"There is totally stuff all over your face, neck, and chest. What is it?"
"It's nothing. I sparkle. I'm a vampire. It's what I do. Where are all your sparkles?"
"Uh....real vampires don't sparkle."
"Sure we do! Look at me!"
"I think you may have some form of Vampire Acne."
"No I don't!!"
"Stop it! There is nothing wrong with me!"
"Here. Perhaps you should try this."
Number 9 was not happy with Anthony's suggestion and took it quite offensively. He lashed out violently throwing the bottle at Anthony and knocking him over.
But as he did this, something happened to Number 9 that he wasn't expecting and he lost his balance.
The Edwards were quite concerned at what Number 9's foot falling off meant.
"Oh no! It's worse than we thought. He has Vampire Leprosy!"
Number 9 pulled himself up the wall, using it for support while the other Edwards put some space between him and themselves.
"I do not have Vampire Leprosy. There is no such thing. That is preposterous."
"Dude, your arm just fell off!"
"He totally has Vampire Leprosy!"
"It's probably contagious!"
Then the little vamps grouped together to get more of a safe distance from Number 9.
At this moment, Jasper had finally showed up for the poker game.
"Hey guys. Sorry I'm late. What's wrong with this guy?"
"Jasper, get away! He has Vampire Leprosy!"
"What on earth are they talking about? There is no such thing as Vampire Leprosy."
"That's what I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen."
"They can be very stubborn."
"Jasper! I'm telling you, you need to step away before you catch it!"
"You guys are so absurd. There is no such thing as Vampire Leprosy, so just stop being so ridiculous and help him reattach his arm and foot."
"I'm not going near him!"
"Nothing is going to happen to you. Trust me."
"Ahh! Jasper has been infected!"
"That's the last time I trust a vampire."
"We need to get them in quarantine before it spreads to the rest of us."
So Edward and Ed found a suitable quarantine containment unit and quickly threw Number 9 and Jasper and their infected appendages into it.
They then furiously went to the sink to wash any "VL" germs off their bodies.
"Maybe we should use this just in case."
So Edward and Ed used the acne cleanser to help keep the Vampire Leprosy away. They then returned to the others to discuss the situation.
"How long do we have to stay in here?
"I don't know. I really wish we had a mini Carlisle!"
"What is going on in this house? First we have Jacob's problem with turning into a chipmunk instead of a wolf and now this! What are we going to do?
"I'm not sure. Uh,.....I guess we google?"
So off they went to google Vampire Leprosy and Werewolf chipmunk mutations. I really hope they find answers.