I am finally posting the Edward Halloween party. It's only been like a month since the event. That's not bad is it? Don't answer that.
Anyway, the party started out innocent enough, but there was some drama. You see, every one showed up. All the Edwards, Alice and Jasper, Bella, Jacob, and Victoria finally decided to make herself known. It was eventful. Here is what went down.
Rainbow Text Guide:
All other Edwards will be typical grey. Should be easy enough to follow along. If you have trouble, may I suggest a Disney Princess Coloring Book?
Edward and Alice worked very hard on the decorations, while they waited for everyone to arrive.
"I really don't get your costume, Edward. What are you supposed to be?"
"What does it look like? I'm a Twitard."
"Oh, now I get it."
"Who are you?"
"Oh, that's fitting. Where is Jasper?"
"He's coming. His costume is probably just taking a long time. Perfection is not easy to achieve."
"Who is he dressing as?"
Then Jasper showed up.
"Uh.....dude...what is with the dress?"
"It's my custume."
"Who are you supposed to be?"
"Oooooh. I get it now."
Then the other Edwards started to arrive.
Newdward was next.
"Hey, you didn't dress up."
"Sure I did. I'm Fabio."
Then EC, Anthony, and Eddie showed up as the 3 Amigos.
Masen arrived shortly after dressed as Bob Saget.
Then Bella and Jacob finished the guest list as a nurse and Mr. Universe.
The party was going really well and every one was having a great time. They had a game of charades going.
"It's Saturday Night Fever!"
"Oh, I know! Pretty In Pink!"
"No no, it's Monty Python And The Holy Grail!"
"Dora The Explorer!"
"Is it Dances With Wolves?"
"No, it's Dances With Your Mom."
All: "Bella, shut up!"
After Bella took the fun out of Charades, everyone broke into there own conversations and just enjoyed the party.
But then Victoria showed up.
"Hold on, Vickie. So like I was saying, the big chipmunk was just staring at me while the smaller one was making a run for it. I can't believe he thought he would get away."
After being ignored, Victoria went to find someone else to take notice of her.
"You wouldn't believe how popular glitter lube is getting now."
"You have got to be kidding. That is completely preposterous."
"It's true. I just saw it online."
"And people want that? I mean glitter is just made up of fine metal shavings. They really want to put that in .....places?"
"Hey Vik. But what I really don't get is the draw. What benefits are there to glitter lube?"
"I can't see any but the benefits to regular lube, I would imagine."
Victoria then moved on with an annoyed huff to the next group where she finally found someone to take notice of her.
"Victoria. Finally, we meet again. I have been waiting months for this. In fact it is the only reason I tolerate living here."
Jacob then confronted Victoria on the matter in which he seeks his revenge.
"Alright, you pale faced, girlie Richie Cunningham look alike, you owe me five bucks. And I demand you pay me back now."
"Yeah, how are you going to make me?"
"Don't tempt me vamp lady. You know I can kill you."
"If you can catch me. Looks like you're out five bucks. And did you just seriously call me vamp lady you mangy mutt?"
With that, Jake's anger was spiked so high that he started to phase!
But something went horribly wrong.
Edward then came over to see what was going on followed by a very concerned Bella.
"Jake? What happened?"
"He's a were-chipmunk? I thought he was supposed to be a wolf."
"He is supposed to be a wolf! This isn't good. Jake, do you feel alright?"
The little chipmunk shook his head no.
"Edward, what's going on? I'm scared."
"I think Jake is sick. He didn't phase right."
"Oh no. Well, look! I'm a nurse! I should be able to help!"
The chipmunk groans in disappointment.
"Um..Bella, it's just a costume, it doesn't mean that you are really....you know what, never mind. Go help Jacob. I have to talk to Victoria."
So Bella went to comfort the chipmunk.
"Victoria, first off, what did you do to Jake?"
"Nothing. I swear."
"Ok. Hmm. Second, what is your costume?"
"Oh, I'm the devil in the blue dress."
"Wow. That's clever."
"Thank you. I thought so."
"Yes, well, you are welcome to stay as long as you don't harm anyone. Except I wouldn't complain if Bella mysteriously disappeared."
"Sorry. Ok, you can't touch Bella."
Victoria then went to socialize with the other vampires while Edward tried to talk to Jacob.
"Jake, do you feel dizzy? ..... How about nauseous? ..... Fatigued?......Hmmm. Can you phase back? ..... No? We will figure out what is wrong with you. Until then, don't get yourself mixed up with the wild chipmunks outside, or else we are going to have bigger problems."
Uh oh, will Jake be ok? Will the Edwards find out what is wrong with him? Will it take me a month to post about it?! Stay tuned for the answers.