My husband and I have a ritual of ordering Chinese takeout and then eating it while watching The Big Bang Theory. Because you have to eat Chinese food when watching The Big Bang Theory. It just makes sense. Anyway, the restaurant I order the food from always gives us 3 fortune cookies even though we order for 2. I find this very intriguing and came to the conclusion that the third cookie is for Edward. Who else could it possibly be for? Well, last night, my theory was proved to be correct. The third cookie was definitely destined to be Edward's.
"I knew they loved me. China must be a Team Mini Edward country. You would make a fortune if you mass produced that shirt you have of me and sold them over there. Then you could buy a Volvo. I hear they are good, safe vehicles."
Hmmm. Perhaps that would be my big break.