I must tell you all that I have discovered something very despicable among our happy little bunch. It seems no matter how close and supportive we all get with each other, those bonds mean nothing when an autographed photo of Rpatz is at stake. None of you are safe, which is a hard lesson that I had to learn tonight. There have been light threats made to my prized possession in the past, which I have never taken seriously and now I regret, because tonight I have found myself victim in a plot to take away my precious.
I know that this comes as a shock to most of you, as it should. I can't tell you how shocked I was when I walked into my room and my autographed photo was missing. I immediately called in for reinforcements to help with the case. Deputy Jasper was on the scene in no time and quickly solved the case of the missing Rpatz, recollected the stolen goods, and had the suspects questioned.
I told Jasper that there was no way that my Edwards would ever do such a thing. Then he found incriminating evidence supporting his theory in the comments of my most recent post:
Umm Edwards, come here...closer. I want to talk to you both about a super secret covert operation to be "carried out of the house." We'll call it Operation: Tool Be Gone.
I can reward you each with your very own girlfriend of your choice (Bella, Barbie, Ariel, etc) and I will protect you both from the Volturi. Things should go down early morning of June 30th when the human is sleeping in after a late night out. Who's in?
I was shocked beyond words! That Tongue Twied would do this to me. Put my own Edwards against me to obtain my autographed Rpatz! And that my Edwards would comply! That shocks me even more, and proves that none of us are safe. They must have been very excited by this operation because they didn't even wait till the 30th to carry it out. Both Edwards are on strict punishment. It rained like crazy today so they are both out side collecting all the worms in the yard and in the street and have to bury all of them before morning. You really have no idea how hard it is to come up with working punishments for these little vamps.
I can't say that I really blame anyone for trying to snatch up a signed photo of the precious, because I can't. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I just want you all to be aware and guard your signed photos because as much as you would like to stay inside your safe little cozy bubble, you are all at risk.