"Alice, Jasper...I need you to babysit Vlad for me"
"No problem, Edward. We would be glad too!"
**one week later**
"Here you go Edward. Vlad is safe and sound. We kept him in a bubble to keep him safe."
"What? You didn't talk to him or play with him? You're dead!"
"Alice. I am going to take care of you first. I've been working out. You're doomed."
"Over my dead body Edward!"
"Take that! Never insult Alice again!"
Edward composes himself, and quickly grabs Jasper and tries to shove him in the microwave.
Jasper emerges from the microwave unscathed, and decides to take care of Edward and Vlad...once and for all.