So we were out to eat for Chinese food one night, and of course Edward came along. He tolerated the smell for a bit, but the look on his face was pretty funny. There is a reason I always have Edward with me when I get Chinese. Always! Edward's talents are invaluable. With his heightened sense of smell, he is able to tell me if the chicken is really chicken. I suggest that you start taking your mini E out to eat with you. He can save you unnecessary hours spent on the pot yelling at yourself, "Why did I eat that?!"
Anyway, the waitress was kind and brought us 3 fortune cookies. She just thought Edward was the cutest thing. He rolled his eyes, as did I, but he said thank you for the cookie he wouldn't eat. Edward opened it anyway since we were reading our fortunes. He read his to himself then turned to me, showed me the fortune and said, "Here love, I think they accidentally gave me yours. This seems to pertain to you."
I smiled graciously and gave Edward a little pat on the head for his kindness, while thinking to myself, "This is soooooooo true!", and giving myself an ego boost.
Does anyone else see the importance of this, though? Anyone, anyone, Bueller?
Edward is a suck up.