There seems to have been some confusion going on over at Violet Delights about the free cookies being offered and who the hell took them all. Mr. Pantz seems to think that it was I that ate all the cookies and didn't leave any for any one else. Musing Bella has also been named a suspect. You see Mr. Pantz caught me at the empty plate of cookies with what he says "crumbs all over my chesticles". Now this may be true, but I can assure you that I did not put the crumbs on said chesticles, as I was also flabbergasted at the empty cookie plate. The crumbs were thrown at me before I could see who was there before me. So in an effort to clear my name, I did some detective work to find the real culprit.
Working at a bank taught me that when there is something fishy going on the first thing you do is check the surveillance tapes. So that's what I did. Don't you all have security cameras on your blog roll? Well you should.
Here is what I found:
The cookie thief is none other than mini Edward. I can't believe it. I let him out of my sight for 2 seconds and this is what he does. He doesn't even eat food for crying out loud! I have no idea why he would do this and he refuses to give me an answer on the matter.
So I would like to apologise to Mr. Pantz and Starlitviolets on behalf of Edward. He will never take all the cookies again. I want you to know that I am taking this matter seriously and Edward is undergoing severe punishment. For the next 3 days Edward has to eat a small can of cat food every 2 hours and keep the food down for at least an hour. You have no idea how hard it is to come up with punishments for vampires, but this one seems to be working.